Legitimate One-Upper

Where a one-upper tells you a bigger and better story, usually by making it up, a Legitimate One-Upper doesn't make anything up because they really are bigger and better than you.

Player: Dude, you see those girls over there? Yeah. I totally banged them last night..

Rich Player: Oh them? I did them last weekend. And their sisters...

Player: *Mutters* Damn, you Legitimate One-Upper...

by KtotheQ May 23, 2010

Legitimate shortcut

Within the rules cutting through bull**** and red tape to get directly to the issue.

The professor took a legitimate shortcut to ensure the sanity of his students and colleagues.

by Dr. Gallesa March 31, 2020

Legitimatic

To describe something or a situation as legit or good.

Eric: I shoulda caught a yeti... They're tight as hell! Good vibes good vibes.
Josh: Damn son sounds legitimatic.

by Take it hard November 27, 2010

leshitimate

When you're tryo to sound legitimate to someone but are really just kidding, or "shitting", them.

Hey Bob, can I ask you a leshitimate question?

by McCrizzle November 23, 2014

legitimate rape

A type of rape that is considered to be unlawful in a court of law. Not all "rapes" are unlawful, for instance between spouses, between adults who consented at the time of the sexual activity in question and later recanted, or between consenting adults who were mutually engaged in role-playing.

"If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.” -- Rep. Todd Akin

by Lovenhate August 23, 2012

legitimate

born in wedlock

my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.

by jesus November 16, 2003

legitimate shitimate

An person, place, or thing that was cool or acceptable. Derived from Legit Shit.

John: Dude, that trick was real legitimate shitimate.

by Mister Duck April 12, 2010