laptard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

by Vertigogo October 21, 2007

Green Lantard

A character whose powers are based entirely on that of simple self-belief, making their story arc very unoriginal and their abilities over-powered. The constructs this character makes with their magic space powers are usually over-exaggerated

and extra, making their exertion and flair pointless. Their job can almost always be done faster and simpler and most of their friends find them frustrating and boastful.

Alexander: "This dude is so unnecessary, he's spent more time flexing than actually helping people."
Zach: "Honestly, he doesn't even need to be here. He's just another Green Lantard."

by Webbed-Underoos March 30, 2021

lactard

One whose body does not produce enough lactase, who therefore relies on E. Coli for lactose digestion.

"Drink your milk! Oh, sorry, I forgot you were a lactard"

by lactarded llama May 29, 2004

lxtard

someone involved in theatre lighting who makes general mystakes within the trade and is the name given to a lighting technicain from another, generaly slagging off the rig or the way they operate there kit,

your such an lxtard , what are you doing you lxtard

by the PA king May 20, 2011

Lactardness

The act of going to a restaurant and faking a dairy allergy to annoy your server

Lactardness: I am lactose intolerant. I can have a little dairy, I'll have the enchilada

by BvdGalLili August 22, 2015

Lactard

Someone who is lactose & tolerant and farting constantly.

Michael had to much ice cream and he is been a lactard!

by shtoogie123 September 5, 2016

Lactardation

Lactardation; The state of being a Lactard; Someone who cannot and should not consume dairy products of any kind but continues to do so leaving everyone around them to suffer the consequences. Lactards are selfish individuals who should be punished in a court of law.

Random fuck: Yo you smell the school bathroom ???
Random fuck #2: Yeah bro someone’s got a severe case of lactardation in there.

Random fuck: Yeah fr they should get lactards their own bathroom.

by B-e-s-t friends January 5, 2022