Shit your pants and do not wipe. Then proceed to give a standard lapdance with your shit acting as lube.
by JA88 November 12, 2010
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by differenciate May 13, 2005
Get the laudanem mug.I can not even express how amazing this guy is. If you're lucky enough to have one of your own, congrats!~ He is honest, kind, sometimes can do things that you really don't like, but always makes it up to you in the end. He may not say he loves you, but he shows it. He'll give you gifts, smile and greet you every time he sees you, and makes you feel amazing. The way he laughs, the way he talks, the way he smiles. It's like he only sees you when you're talking to him. It makes the world a better place when he's in it.
Jenna: Who's that?
Kelly:Oh that's ladanian.
Jenna: Serious? That's the guy you talk about all the time? Go talk to him!
Kelly:Oh that's ladanian.
Jenna: Serious? That's the guy you talk about all the time? Go talk to him!
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by The Real Slutfarm November 6, 2009
Get the Jewish lapdance mug.1. One who talks about himself or herself in the third person. One does so with a false sense of security and entitlement.
2. One who exhibits poor fashion sense by wearing business suits of a non-traditional color. Common colors are gold, plum and kool-aid red.
2. One who exhibits poor fashion sense by wearing business suits of a non-traditional color. Common colors are gold, plum and kool-aid red.
1. Tom: "Tom thinks that this is a great idea!"
Harry: "Why is Tom talking about himself in the third person?
Luke: "Tom's being such a lawdean!"
2. Stacy: "Oh my god! Why is Linda wearing that ugly deep purple suit!?
Tracy: Wow! She looks like such a lawdean!
Harry: "Why is Tom talking about himself in the third person?
Luke: "Tom's being such a lawdean!"
2. Stacy: "Oh my god! Why is Linda wearing that ugly deep purple suit!?
Tracy: Wow! She looks like such a lawdean!
by taketheFIF February 6, 2010
Get the Lawdean mug.At first the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Nice, great smile, and overall adorable. You'll start as friends but soon Landan will start flirting with you. Asking about you to others, touching you, holding eye contact with you, and just laughs at everything you say. But once you confront him about these feelings and tell him that you feel the same he will reject you, but will then flirt with you even more than before. Leaving you to think your insane even though everyone else sees the same thing you do.
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