Laver

Cheaters, manipulators, liers, and a nasty person(stay away from lavers)

Girl one:he’s cute
Girl two: stay away he’s a laver

by Say facts October 27, 2019

Dirty LeVert

A Dirty LeVert is when you shove a miniature Eiffel Tower up your ass and then you pay a French Hooker to lick the shit off of it whilst you piss in her belly button.

On my vacation to France I had the pleasure of trying a Dirty LeVert.

by ChellesBelles77 August 1, 2019

lavet

A playlist that you throw together day by day as you get new music making a good playlist involving all new music within a week or two.

Yo man, throw on that new lavet I have on my iPod

by Anigav Fer Real May 31, 2009

Zoe Laverne

A girl who cheats and lies to get away with it. She can be very aggressive and inappropriate. She vapes in front of her fans and encourage them to do it to. She is a hoe.

Person 1:” You know that girl who vapes and lies to her fans on Instagram “
Person 2:”you must be talking about Zoe Laverne

by Rose.pinaple May 21, 2019

Natural laverse

A small act of karma

If something bad happens you either have karma or natural laverse

by Nooneknows February 5, 2017

LADvertising

Advertising your ladish traits to the opposite sex.

i.e. Using Ladish behaviour to try and impress a girl.

person 1: See that guy down a litre of vodka?

Person 2: Yeah man, he was LADvertising to those girls!

by ThyEagle January 23, 2011

Laverne & Shirley

These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.

President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017