Launchpad McQuack

A sexual act with several steps.

1. Talk your partner into giving you 'road head', or performing oral sex on you while you drive his/her car.

2. During climax, yell 'GEE WHIZ MISTER McDEE!' and crash the car at high speed into a tree or other stationary object. Your seat belt should save you, but likely eject your lover from the vehicle.

3. Like Launchpad McQuack, walk away from the crash.

Before those detectives killed him, Phil had pulled the old Launchpad McQuack on eight different women around the Ruth Dykeman Center for runaway girls.

by Jaroferic January 11, 2012

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Larach

Larach is one of the greatest love stories ever...Larach is the definition of true stars, strong friendship and pure love

Larach, Lorita, Basho, Egypt, Syria, Love, Friendship

by itoy247 July 5, 2009

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Launch a missile

"Launching a missile" means -taking a poo.

Jesus Christ Arron, That curry was really spicy. I'm off to Launch a missile in trap three. I wouldn't come anywhere near me as the fall-out will be horrendous!

by Johnny badder December 10, 2015

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Fusion Launcher

Shoulder-fired, single-shot weapon that fires rounds capable of blasting holes big enough to walk through and/or killing anything within about 30 feet. Found in the game Red Faction.

I was tired of that building so I shot it with a Fusion Launcher

by MX October 22, 2003

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Use The Rocket Launcher

The easiest of ways to escape from any type of situation, be it socially awkward or displeasing. Most commonly used in the resident evil series.

Dating Agency Dude: OK Dude here's your blind date, Rosie O.
Dude1: Holy crap dude! WTF is that!?
Brad(flying over in a helicopter): Here!(drops the rocket launcher) Use the rocket launcher! Kill it, whatever it is!!
Dude1: Thanks Brad!

by pomtea October 6, 2008

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Samantha Grace Lanchaster Damelio Dwyer

She’s such a pesticide. Everything about her is so unnerving and perpendicularly. She’s a straight forward girl with many friends. But one of them is so problematic and causes all her life problems. He hates all her friends. She’s a very inspiring little girl with much on her mind, even though she rarely speaks it. Poor girl...

Samantha Grace Lanchaster Damelio Dwyer is the absolute worst ! Today, she ate my cheese sandwich.

by carrie white October 20, 2020

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