lap quilting

spanking in a pattern

Debbie had a craving for lap quilting

by manshark November 24, 2014

Lap Fuck

When a girl sit's on a guy's lap and rides his cock

Chad gave Kiersten a Lap Fuck at the Pizza Hut and gave the employees & customers something to tweet about!

by SlopNChop October 20, 2016

cutting laps

Driving around on a certain fixed path either to be seen, to see, simply to pass the time for the lack of something better to do.

It's nice out, let's go get some Slurpees and cut laps 'til it's dark enough to set off these fireworks in old people's yards.

I saw Kevin cutting laps in the haggard old Trans-Am he bought from his uncle.

by Professor Fatbot February 18, 2010

lap pillow

When a female allows a male to lie down on her lap.
Commonly occurs in anime, and Japanese regions.

"My girlfriend let me use her as a lap pillow when I was crying"

by Enophyis January 24, 2018

Lap Toast

Dead skin left on your lap/genital surroundings, usually after receiving oral sex from a person in the "peeling stage" of a sunburn.

The only problem with getting a bj from Sunburned Sally was the amount of lap toast she left after she was done.

by ThatsJustWeird August 18, 2012

lap slut

a pet (usually a cat) that crawls into the first available lap and starts being cute

Lucky is a lap slut

by Spaz De Kat November 30, 2009

Lap Hoe

A hoe that goes around laying on everybody's lap. She takes up every offer to lay on a pair of open legs

Noyin is a fucking lap hoe. I saw her sit on six guys laps today.

by Underdogj February 23, 2018