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The act of pushing a poop out so that it is sticking about a quarter to half way out of your hole, Make sure it doesn't break or fall out. You can usually tell how big your shit is going to be. Then suck it back up your hole really fast. It brings you a choice feeling. Try it sometime.

Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.
I enjoy an anal poop every once and a while and I am not gay.
by Laugh at poop January 12, 2014
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poopy anal

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When the person receiving the anal poops so that only about half the poop has left the butthole. This allows for a lubricated butthole without the need for purchasing lubricant. It is a much cheeper way to engage in our nations pastime: anal.
"David gave out poopy anal last night!"
"Did he get poop on his dick?"
"Yea, but it was worth it because he saved money by using natures lubricant."
by Conrad Jamison August 14, 2016
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