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Lancer Driver 

They are actually a good driver, yet when by themselves, they think there in a fast and furious scene. They’re a person who thinks he is driving a Ferrari yet is actually driving something that could be gassed by a Suzuki swift. Also are the type of person that thinks he writes the road rules
“Look at the lancer driver, thinking he’s Lighting McQueen

“What the ... does this bloke know how to drive, what an idiot
Lancer Driver by Wowowoiw March 2, 2021
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Lancer Evolution 

The greatest 4 door car ever made literally think about this car every day
That’s a sick lancer evolution bro
Lancer Evolution by Sick880 November 4, 2021

lancer rpg 

A tabletop role playing game filled with in depth mech combat and fucked up sci-fi world building
Yo, are we playing Lancer RPG tomorrow?
lancer rpg by Jarhinge July 30, 2023

Cancer lancer 

Someone on Brawlhalla who tryhards with lance
"This cancer lancer just zero-to-deathed me by spamming side air"

mitsubishi lancer evolution 

the car that will beat almost anything on a drag strip, and EVERYTHING (maybe except an STi) on a rally course.
V8 driver: HAH i can smoke that 4 pot ricer mitsubishi lancer evolution.

*after race*

V8 driver: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ON ROIDS???

evo driver: we were racing?

Chocolate Lancer 

Chocolate Lancer is a weapon skin from the game Gears of War. No matter what people think, it is not taking your feces cover penis and inserting it into a vagina.
Guy: "Do you like my chocolate lancer?"

Girl: "I'm not into that... feces in my vagina can lead to an infection."

Guy: "I'm talking about Gears of War you stupid whore!"

Guy thinking.... "No I wasn't... :("
Chocolate Lancer by Adam Fenix October 20, 2011

Mitsubishi Lancer 

4 door sedan built by Mitsubishi. The basis for all Evolution models.
Mitsubishi Lancer by mitb August 2, 2008