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lampshade dance

A dance in which a person wears a lampshade on their head and dances around.

Usually this dance is performed while drunk at a party, and sometimes it is performed naked.
"Tim was so drunk at the office party last night, I bet he's embarrassed."

"Well, as long as he didn't do the lampshade dance he should be fine..."

"well..."

"He did it didnt he? Oh, Lord"
by Ignatiousswan January 7, 2007
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Amber Lamps

Ghetto or slang term for "Ambulance" also can be used as "M&M's".
Person: Are you alright?
Person 2: Did you break any teeth?
Black man: No, bring em, bring dem amber lamps.
Person 3: ohh, hes leaking!
by Webatron February 18, 2010
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Lamposted

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.
I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.
by Kubadude September 5, 2016
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Lampsexual

Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.

Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.

Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.

Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.
N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.

A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.

V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.
by SpaceBURRito January 2, 2022
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Lampost

I sexually identify myself as a lampost
by Pedophilc Paul May 24, 2017
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amber lamps

a hot girl on a bus you do not know
after work i got the bus home and i seen a amber lamps
by pacman1488 May 5, 2010
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Dirty Lampshade

A term used to describe the act of when a naked man sits on top of woman's head covering her face with his penis, when she tugs on his penis he farts.
When I finished my Thanksgiving dinner I gave Wendy a dirty lampshade.
by trtbmm November 22, 2011
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