Lambert And Butler 

Cheap cigarette brand, smoked by underage teenagers because they can't afford anything else. Disgusting flavour and smoke that makes you cough. A self-respecting person would only smoke these as a last resort.

Person 1: Dude, why are you smoking Lambert And Butler?
Person 2: Because I can't afford anything else.
Person 1: Oh, so you're an underage teenager then.

Lambert And Butler by Izzibella September 6, 2005

lambert high school

known as the "rich snobby school" even though most people are pretty chill here. some can be dicks but there are dicks everywhere. the best parties are thrown by lambert people. if one person messes with a lambert student then they have there back. LAX BROS. where some girls are whores and guys just want pussy. while others are classy and nice. where someone does something and everyone hears about it. the jock school but still excel in academics.

alex: "did you get pussy last night?"
chris: "no dude did you?"
alex: "fuck yes."
chris: "nice bro this is going to suck today at lambert high school."

as read above LAX BROS.

lambert high school by blehhhhhw June 18, 2011

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert 

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.

Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019

Adam Lambert 

The ultimate HBIC.

Each time Adam sings, an angel has an orgasm. His vocals are top notch, and he has a ridiculous vocal range. Adam loves putting on a show, and that means lights, fog, glitter, lots of gyrating, guyliner, black nail polish, costumes, and other glam furnishings. The fact that he is gay is the least shocking thing about him. Basically, you wish you were as fly as this motherfucker.

On American Idol Season 8 he had a string of memorable (to say the least) performances, including Ring of Fire, Mad World, and Whole Lotta Love. He made American Idol his bitch. He also became part of the bromance of the century, Kradam.

When it comes to the Idol Tour 2009, people lost their shit when he came on stage, and critics sucked his glittery dick. People go absolutely batshit crazy over this guy; some even begin to question their sexuality, hence, the term "Adamgasm."

There are some haters. All of their arguments are invalid. Besides, Adam welcomes haters. He believes that good art causes strong reactions, whether they be positive or negative.

Adam is a "glittery alien from Planet Fierce."

"I'm going to put glitter on my eyelids, bitch," says Adam Lambert.

Adam Lambert by Fun_Sponge July 19, 2009

Adam Mitchel Lambert 

No words can describe of how amazing this man is. He's sweet, caring, funny, adorkable, and just ah. I don't know what to say about his voice. Holy shiznits. His voice is beyond amazing; along with his sweet hair, gorgeous smile and beautiful eyes. He's the type of guy that's just not afraid to be himself; he's not afraid to put his self out there. :)

Adam Mitchel Lambert = ♥

Adam Mitchel Lambert by Samanthaaaaaaaa Bitchhhhhhhhhh July 7, 2010

Alex Lambert 

American Idol contestant on the ninth season of American Idol. Notable for mullet-type hair and a unique style of singing. Eliminated in a shocker on the last week of the semifinals. This upset many fans. Upset them so much, one of his fans created a petition to sign so he could be brought back on the show. Got over 400 signatures 2 hours after it was created, right after the show.

"OMG NOOOOOOOO!!!!! ALEX LAMBERT IS GONE!!!!! IM NEVER WATCHING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!"- One of many fans outraged by Alex's elimination and others

Alex Lambert by TheChosenOneForTheDecade March 14, 2010

adam lambert 

the nicest and funniest gentleman on american idol season 8 with and awesome voice and amazing smile. He tries to spice a song up by just adding his own style into it.

Host:"did you google yourself this week?"

Adam Lambert:"yes i did... it's all about the singing, nothing else"



contestant:"don't you dare laugh at me."

adam lambert: "i'm not laughing at you. i'm laughing with you"

adam lambert by 14yearsyoungerthanadamlambert April 7, 2009