laifuita

Laughing as I fuck you in the ass.

Similar to lol lmao and rofl but only phaggotass phaggots say rofl because no one has ever actually rofled after anything, especially if you're sitting in a dark rhume diddling your taintpipe. It's just for attention-starved asswipes who can't coin there own stimulating, creative acronyms like me.

Pony Boy: laifuita

Fucklife: lafluida. Hey Karen, wanna make some apple butter? We can start by skraping my taint and bare spot, because as everyone knows, I have no balls and am wasting my life with a ridiculous, conflicted tease who would rather take satisphaction from leading someone down a dark and windy road of celibacy than engage in the most basic, necessary functions of life. Fucking for christ sake. I'M NEVIR GETING LADE!!! WHERE'S MY KOOKING SHOW!!

Shitwad: la-looooooool!!

Pony Boy: ¡VIVE LA LOL!

Shitwad: ho-HUH!

Pony Boy: GTFOH!

by infiniti April 4, 2005

laiqah

Very hot sexy girl who always has a good comeback. Very salty and sassy. Beautiful and interesting. Not a lot of boys notice her but they definitely should.

Girl 1: omg look it's Laiqah
Girl 2: i wish i was as beautiful as her

by CrayzyCrayon August 15, 2017

Laquisha

The Ghetto version of Karen. Will have a complete meltdown at any Dollar Store if they tell her the item she wants was on sale last week and Sunday starts a new week.

Laquisha ain't standing for this here madness! Y'all gonna have to call your manager and corporate cause I k now this is on sale! Laquisha gonna bumrush y'all if you stand in my face one more time or call me out my n ame!

by BrixtonDub July 18, 2020

Lacquer Head

one who sniffs paint and other harmful substances for that crazy 5 second high

That friggin lacquer head passed out again on carbeurator cleaner.

by matt May 13, 2005

laqueer

lanier middle school
houston texas
most kids who go there are relevant and dumb
large school
some cute guys not bad
these kids are always hella high in class

Jordan:BROOOOO, where do you go to school?
Mason: OOO BRO I GO TO LAQUEER
jordan: WOOOOAHH THATS LITTY TITY

by shawtyhawty April 8, 2018

laquishing

Tormenting

Don't come in here laquishing!

by ARose_INtha_QC July 28, 2020

Laquan

Is that BITCH !! He will often keep a couple of trades near, at reach. Many often sleep on Laquan and get it twisted. Laquan always shows up and give whats suppose to be gave.

Laquan had Eminem on the first album. Laquan had Kanye saying she a problem.

by BeyNonce November 22, 2021