Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by Nerissa Stewart August 31, 2008

Lactate

a form of birth control

Lets have sex! Im on lactate

by Sam May 13, 2005

Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Lactate

To sweat around one's breasts, or just to sweat in general.

When someone has a dry t-shirt except for two wet spots right at the breasts.

i.e. Would you look at that, Tom is starting to lactate.

i.e. Jesus Christ it's hot out here, I'm lactating already.

by ILIR September 9, 2008

Lactart

A hot chick who is lactose intollerant.

"Jenny always gets soy lattes"
"Yeah, she is such a lactart"

by Marqueritte June 15, 2009

lactard

One whose body does not produce enough lactase, who therefore relies on E. Coli for lactose digestion.

"Drink your milk! Oh, sorry, I forgot you were a lactard"

by lactarded llama May 29, 2004

Lactard

Someone who is lactose & tolerant and farting constantly.

Michael had to much ice cream and he is been a lactard!

by shtoogie123 September 5, 2016