Lolster

A sarcastic way to tell someone that their joke wasn't funny.

James: That's what she said!

Jordan: *Rolls Eyes* Wow, that was a real lolster...

by SwiggySwagMuffin July 12, 2011

hold your lobsters

another version of 'hold your horses'.

"come on"
"hold your lobsters!"

by mia420 December 25, 2008

Lobsters

(n.) A combination of Crabs and Herpes.

Him: Baby I'm hornay.

Her: I can't tonight. I got Lobsters.

Him: whore.

by Dr.Mcufeelgüdd July 7, 2010

Lobsters

unbearable crabs of the ass

God, my lobsters are itching like a midet in a floppy vagina

by weiner_cream May 27, 2006

Lobsters

A rich persons version of crabs.

Donald Trump got lobsters after he hired a prostitute.

by qweef shady June 20, 2011

lolster

the article lolbster are spawned from.

see also: toaster + lolz

also used to loast roffle waffles with lemayo

"Lolbster /rofflewaffle shot down Dr. Squid with a roffle waffle from a lolster"

"basegrind"
"/sit"
"w00x"

by Jesta March 2, 2004

Cock Lobsters

Cock Lobsters are craps.

God my balls itch, must be those damn cock lobsters.

by Zaggerty September 24, 2005