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Lolster

A sarcastic way to tell someone that their joke wasn't funny.
James: That's what she said!

Jordan: *Rolls Eyes* Wow, that was a real lolster...
by SwiggySwagMuffin July 12, 2011
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hold your lobsters

another version of 'hold your horses'.
by mia420 December 25, 2008
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Lobsters

(n.) A combination of Crabs and Herpes.
Him: Baby I'm hornay.

Her: I can't tonight. I got Lobsters.

Him: whore.
by Dr.Mcufeelgüdd July 7, 2010
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Lobsters

God, my lobsters are itching like a midet in a floppy vagina
by weiner_cream May 27, 2006
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Lobsters

A rich persons version of crabs.
Donald Trump got lobsters after he hired a prostitute.
by qweef shady June 20, 2011
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lolster

the article lolbster are spawned from.

see also: toaster + lolz

also used to loast roffle waffles with lemayo
"Lolbster /rofflewaffle shot down Dr. Squid with a roffle waffle from a lolster"

"basegrind"
"/sit"
"w00x"
by Jesta March 2, 2004
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Cock Lobsters

God my balls itch, must be those damn cock lobsters.
by Zaggerty September 24, 2005
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