Francisco Lindor

Lindor is the shortstop for the Cleveland Indians. He is fucking bad ass shortstop and would win mvp if it wasn’t for trout and bregman. He also would win more gold gloves if it wasn’t for Simmons

Dam Francisco lindor just hit a ball out of the stadium

by Lindorisagod October 13, 2019

Eric Lindros

The greatest hockey player in history. Superhuman strength that would command attention whenever he stepped onto an NHL surface. Hart Trophy winner 1995.

Eric Lindros would break necks with devastating hits, score highlight reel goals that would make Wayne Gretzky cry himself to sleep, and punish anyone in his way with constant flurries of fists to the mouth.

Some suspect he is the spawn of Hercules and Wonder Woman.

Also known as "The Great One". Sorry Gretzky, try to take it back if you like the taste of haymakers.

Eric Lindros is the only man in history documented to stop the spin of the earth's axis with a bodycheck.

by HunterSThompson June 30, 2006

lodestone lindworm

A Gay Greasy Midget from Florida likes when grass tickles there balls. As well as calling people cheaters on the popular game CS:GO and things like "you stupid fuckers i am not gay" on a regular biases also known for lying

that midget is a lodestone lindworm

by madrobo March 8, 2021

Lindo

Weed, Mary-J, The High Buzz. Lindo is an undercover word for the good shit marijuana. This is an uncommon name only knowen by those true to habbit.

Marc: Smoke that lindo out the window.
Josh: What? lets hot box this shit
Vicky: Im so high, lets make a bebo for dave the homo :)

by Jonah Takalau April 14, 2008

lindzo

an awesome word, often used to define large groups of otters or a large factory that maufactures crocs.

a. oh my lord, what a HUGE lindzo! they're going to kill us with the powers of CHUCK NORRIS!

b. i am not setting foot inside of that lindzo. hell, i dont even wanna look at it!

by lindsaydavisloveschucknorris October 16, 2007

lindows

a great os, made by linux, the greatest of them all, runs most of all applications you fucking noobs, cheaper and better than windows, never crashes, never freezes, fast, relieble, and the best os for internet users, just as easy as windows, maybe easier.

lindows owns windows

by j March 6, 2004

Lindworm

Sometimes used simply to mean dragon; specifically, it refers to particular two-legged, wingless Asian dragon.

Did you see that Lindworm running through town last night?

by The Isbey September 14, 2008