Stephen Colbert "Are you gay Larry?" Larry King- "No! I am not gay." Stephen Colbert - "Loud and clear!"
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The gayest lie a person can say. You're hella gay, just admit it dude!
Person A :"Dude stop. I am not gay!"

Person B:"You literally just made out with that hot guy over there."
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Mom, Dad? I have something to tell you. I am gay.
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I am gay is a definition for i honestly don't fucking know, but i know the gay word is uh.... what?
Person 1: I am gay

Person 2: what
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A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.

It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game

Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
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something you type into google, knowing full well that you are
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