LD 

Short for "later dude". Used to signify departure, disapproval, or denial. Appropriate for use in all situations: when someone is leaving a conversation online; when exiting a formal dinner with business associates; to suggest disagreement with another person, etc. Can also be pronounced as a full word: "uld".

"You want me to buy YOU lunch? Uhh...LD."

"$4000 a month? Hahahahah....LD."

"Take care folks. It was good to see you, as always. I look forward to doing business with you. LD."

"I agree with sections A 1.5 through C 2.7, but everything after section C 2.7 can get the old LD. No, really. LD."

LD by G. Bennick December 19, 2004

LD 

Short for "limp dick." Specifically, this form of erectile dysfunction refers to failure to obtain an erection due to emotional issues. Most often experienced by sissies, softies, pussyfags, and emo kids.

I was so gonna fuck that hot guy but he started talking about his feelings, and he went all LD on me.

LD by RnR enterprises November 25, 2007

LD 

When a person is so sick minded they think it's something sex related thing for e.g. Long Dick, Large Dick...

But really you wanted to write :D a smile :D

Ronya : How do you feel?
Peter : LD
Ronya : What does LD mean? ;)?
Peter : I was meaning to respond with :D you dirty minded girl!

LD by Mr. AK November 14, 2009

LD 

"Late Discharge"

Male or female ejaculate that comes out of a penis or vagina after the clean-up phase of a sexual encounter. It usually occurs after getting fully dressed.

Ah man, I was driving home from my girlfriend's house and had some major LD.

LD by sweetking August 20, 2007

ld 

When two people who are not in the vicinity of each other have a long distance loosey at the same time.

(when sent in an sms) Today was hell at work... ld?

ld by dc kt April 19, 2006

LD 

Someone who has a learning difficulty, or seems like they have one

He’s such an LD

LD by MasterFrank01 June 8, 2019

ld 

to have a little dick.

=======D normal
.
==D ld
.
nuf said.

ld by Lovely129 November 17, 2007