When a girl is blowing you and tells you to look her in her eyes as she makes you cum into her hands, and then hungrily laps up every drop of your spum out of her hands.
by onetimer December 9, 2008
Get the Irish Lap Dog mug.A sexual position in which a female(or male) lay across two males, who are in the front seats of a vehicle. The female (or male) performs oral sex on one male and the other male has vaginal or anal sex with him or her.
I almost wrecked my car, when we turned Ted's wife into a lap dog. It was the best Roader I've ever had.
by Peesalot July 18, 2017
Get the Lap Dog mug.Related Words
Lapdog Coach
• LAPDOG ZOMBIE
• tory lapdog
• lap dog
• landog09
• Laptogyny
• labdog
• Ladoga
• Laedogs
• landog1431
by LightSkin_numba1 December 21, 2019
Get the DIRTY LAP DOG mug.by poofh8r October 2, 2010
Get the lapdoor mug.The most beautiful being in the planet, he could destroy the world with a breath if he wanted. The one above all; powerful and merciful. blessed with infinite power and still kind. chose us mortals above many other options.
egyptian for: the one
chinese for: the savior
english for: god
german: most powerful
spanish: the exquisite
hindu: the unforgiving
persian: the controller
he has a strong cult of 15 million members
egyptian for: the one
chinese for: the savior
english for: god
german: most powerful
spanish: the exquisite
hindu: the unforgiving
persian: the controller
he has a strong cult of 15 million members
by azzur November 19, 2020
Get the landog09 mug.
A mf who can’t miss and is currently reading peak(Rezero) and had one of the best takes being “Subaru>Eren and ichigo”
Landog1431-vengeance
by Brocharlie1 April 30, 2022
Get the landog1431 mug.