Definitions by onetimer

Irish Lap Dog 

When a girl is blowing you and tells you to look her in her eyes as she makes you cum into her hands, and then hungrily laps up every drop of your spum out of her hands.

Sheeshus-H, Olivia is such a whore... it was our first date and she gave me the ol' Irish Lap Dog!

Irish Lap Dog by onetimer December 9, 2008