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Kung Fu death grip

(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.
e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.
by Roland_07 August 26, 2007
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Kung Fu Virus

Yes, my devoted MAGA people, the Kung Fu Virus slipped in from China and has tried to knock us off our feet, but thank God - who incidentally is on our side - Republicans are anointed and made immune to this slanty-eyed and stealthy plague so we don’t need to wear any of those ugly facial masks!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020
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Kung Fu Hustle

An awesome movie. Just completely awesome. Everything about it: the action, the humor, and best of all, the Axe Gang.
Roth: "Hey, did you know the Lion's Roar can be done with a speaker?"

Alistair: "No kidding!"
by Blackwood July 4, 2005
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Kung fu treachery

When a fiendish master uses the holy art of Kung Fu to partake in evil or corrupt activity against another master of Kung Fu.
"Jeffersons death was a result of Kung Fu treachery by the grand master Wu on his quest for World domination that will plunge the world into darkness."
by EliteFourMARK July 12, 2011
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Kung fu panda

When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves
Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda
by Super jo jo and friends June 28, 2016
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Kung Fu Panda

The coolest movie ever filled with funny laughs and great humor. Best line is
Kung Fu Panda: "AHHH!!!! My Tenders!!!"
by JesusLovesMe131 April 4, 2009
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kung fu breath

Someone, who has bad breath to the point of creating a uncomfortable environment for others, a punch of bad oder enough to make your eyes water.
John had kung fu breath, it was like a kick to my nostrils.
by crazy eighties February 21, 2013
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