Kroger

Kroger is a grocery chain headquartered in Cincinnati Ohio. There are stores throughout the southeast and Upper South.

I went to Kroger to pick up some frozen Skyline Chiliand some Grippo potato chips.

by Marthakay December 28, 2005

Kroger reject

A person that worked for Kroger and was not a good worker never following the rules always calling in sick. Then they go work somewhere else and brag they make more or get more hours.

John Joe used to work at Kroger. Now he works for Wal-Mart.

Bill Yes he is a Kroger reject.

by CT1973 November 2, 2011

Krogering

To go to a Kroger's parking lot and engage in oral sex and/or sexual intercourse.

My girlfriend and I had to go Krogering because we still lived at home with our parents wouldn't approve of our fornicating.

by Joelj7891 January 10, 2010

Kroger 250

A motorized shopping cart race, held after 11:00 pm, at any random Kroger Grocery store. Must include: at least two people, two scooters, between 2-5 cars. Objective being, to beat your opponent around the 2-5 cars.

"Did you hear? Lauren totally whooped Chelsea's ass at the Kroger 250 last night!"

"No way, it was only because Chelsea's scooter was slow."

by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 11, 2006

kroge

(verb)To engage in the act of kroging, whereby the (male or female) kroger firmly scrapes their fingernails in a 'come hither' motion along the undercarriage of a male, beginning between the anus and scrotum and proceeding toward the anterior along the length of the scrotum. The kroger then samples the scrapings by smelling, tasting or both.

Girl, my gooch is sore from all the kroging last night.

by GabrielSix April 4, 2005

Kroger

Describes poor quality. The word is derived from Kroger Stores. The motto is "Quality Garanteed". It is a sarcasim.

Man, that car is Kroger! or My bike tire fell of again! This thing is Kroger.

by Andrew Thompson 620 October 19, 2008

kroger branded

When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.

i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"

" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"

by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008