kristofferson

the act of being overly sensitive or sappy to the point where the actions or words seem as if stolen from a kris kristofferson song.

things were going so well with my date until i got all kristofferson on her and said, "growing old sacres me so let's stay young together."

by devsla June 1, 2006

Kristofers

Just usually fat and play samp

Omg kristofers is so fat he is like kilo

by BookyFella January 10, 2021

kristoferyee

WH OMEGALUL

kristoferyee: WH OMEGALUL is that

by anonymous January 26, 2022

kristofer

always that one guy that smells real bad and is real sticky and shit.

Ay you know kristofer?
Yeah, the real sticky fella?
Yeah I heard he is super weird
Not suprised nigga

by wowhesbad November 26, 2022

kristofer

a weird ass dude that is very sticky. he is not good and also is bad. mildly racist.

guy 1: I love black people
guy 2: i don't
guy 1: is your name kristofer?
guy 2: yeah
guy 1: makes sense

by wowhesbad November 27, 2022

Kristoffer Post Byriel

A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.

Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.

"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"

by SpaceHamster January 5, 2012

Kristoffer

Kristoffer is this really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, just sayin'

this goes for most Kristoffer

hey you know that really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, whats his name again

yea you mean, Kristoffer

by some guy i think May 9, 2017