krispy kleenex

The morning-after crusty paper tissue evidence left by the bedside after cleaning up ejaculate mess w/it. Inspired by those ever popular Krispy Kreme donuts.

I left Sheila a fresh half-dozen Krispy Kleenex by her nightstand.

by rob chaidez July 28, 2008

Krispy

Kris-py, - adjective - Describing one's fresh style and unique swagger

My nigga Jookjook is sooo mawfuckin Krispy dat even dem hataz be diggin his swagg.

by J Niggs July 2, 2007

krispy kreme donut hand

when you're done beating your dick and your hand looks like a freshly glazed krispy kreme donut

"no don't come in the bathroom, i've got krispy kreme donut hand, bro"

by imakegob00m911 December 1, 2022

hot krispy kreme

A sex move where the recipient female is being intercoursed from the rear, in the canine style, and just before her partner ejaculates, he pulls an ass cheek to the side so as to expose her butthole, and using the other hand, gives the female's butthole a hard, swift, open palm slap in a smooth, downward motion, so as to cause a warm, stinging sensation. At this point, the male partner ejaculates onto the freshly slapped butthole, thereby "glazing the donut."

"My girl likes sex a little rough, so she always asks for a hot krispy kreme to finish up the booty call"

by LemonPartyRingleader March 21, 2017

Hitting a rice krispy

when you’re smoking a bowl and you rip it so hard that the weed crackle and pop like a fuckin rice krispy buddy.

Yo, Conner is hitting a rice krispy on the bowl!

by imkindofhungrybutalsoimugly April 12, 2023

krispy krack

The glazed, air filled, puffs of pastries (donuts) you're jonesing for. Found at Krispy Kreme stores.

Oh, Krispy Krack, that sounds so good right now.

by ImpPatience April 18, 2011

Rice Krispy

When you jizz on an Asian girls face and she lets it dry up.

Last night i rice krispy this asian chick name lu.

by Suca Mawong June 24, 2009