kring krong

A state of mind where you don't know what you're doing or where you're going. Time & presence are lost. Ultra sketched, dazed & confused, on another level.

"Are you ladies ready yet?"
"We are, but she is so kring krong and doesn't know where anything is and doesn't realize we are late!"
"Sorry! Kring Krong! Tee hee......."

by perplexed enigma May 3, 2014

Krinkle Fry

When your penis bends trying to penetrate another man’s booty.

Frank tried to penetrate Jim, but his dick turned into a Krinkle Fry.

by MLJ1151 June 30, 2018

shitty krinkles

When there's shit caked to your foreskin after anal sex.

Bruh, that hooker gave me some serious shitty krinkles.

by d0gl0g June 29, 2019

Drizzle Kringle

another way of saying on god

Person 1: That girl is so fine bro
Person 2: On Drizzle Kringle?

by HuntyTheMan January 4, 2023

Kris Kringle

A reference to Santa Claus, often mispelled as Chris Cringle

Kris Kringle a.k.a. Santa Claus

by BigWang117 December 21, 2008

Kringle

Someone who has a mix of Blonde and Red hair. Gets around all the negatives of being a ginger in younger years but grows into the soul sucking lifestyle after puberty.

DAVE: Why do I get a creepy vibe from you?
KERMIT: Probably because im a Kringle!
DAVE: What is a Kringle?
KERMIT: A Kringle is someone who plays the fence of normal society by having half blonde hair but deep down will always be weird and socially unaccepted due to my ginger roots.

by McLovinDeez July 14, 2018

Kringo

A kid with a blockhead that is known for saying okay. He also has a hot mom, sister, and cousin.

Shut yo kringo looking ass up.

by Massive_Man November 27, 2018