kongish

A girl who has the sexual drive of 100 rabbits.

Typically, a Kongish is into really geeky things such as math and cleaning, but her sexual drive easily overpowers these other hobbies.

Dude, that chick is a total Kongish, she keeps sexting all those boys.

by Oprah Winfrey's moon child July 31, 2009

kongming

Refers to someone considered highly intelligent, follower of the mighty Wang and who has a large phallus. Someone who is an accomplished tactician.

"All Hail the Kongming!!!"

by kcscorpion September 11, 2008

Konglish

The Korean version of Japanese Engrish. Essentially, how certain English phrases get translated into Korean:
digital -> digtaur
camera -> kamera
cellphone ->handapone

"I sorry. I can only speak in the Konglish."

by Jon March 2, 2004

Donkey konga

Most annoying game since DDR. You play by beating on drums and clapping your hands. Gets old quick b/c they use songs that are already boring and played out.

If one of your siblings has this game you bettter have Tylenol PM handy if you plan on sleeping.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

king konging

When you are fucking a girl from behind and you start banging on your chest

She brought up New York so i started king konging

by king_g34 January 29, 2015

kongism

N.(singular) A statement, not necessarily entirely fact, presented with confidence and authority. Often said by, but not exclusive to the Kong family.

me: Banana hangars, designed to ripen bananas quickly, trick the banana into thinking it is still on the tree.
you: I'm not sure that is correct, but you say it with such confidence that I am inclined to believe you.
me: Alas... it is a kongism.

by durtneck March 7, 2007

konging

While banging your ho doggy style, you wait till you cum. Then you repeatedly pummel her kidneys with as much force as you can muster while letting loose your best impersonation of an angry King Kong.

I'd kong Kate from Kate's Playground in a heartbeat.
Konging is the gerund form of the infinitive to kong.

by Necessary July 28, 2008