kojack

An undercover cop usually for drugs or speeders on the highway

The kojack arrested the drug dealer.

by Drug dealer October 30, 2013

Kojacking

Parking your vehicle directly outside the door of the building you wish to enter

That's a nice kojack
He's really good at kojacking

by Jessica1001 February 7, 2015

Kojak

Person with an abnormal huge nose

noun

Synonyms: Pinocchio, Squidward

Mark got punched in the nose and turned into a Kojak

by Kojaks September 20, 2017

kojak

Slang for penis. Named after the famous bald lollipop-sucking fictitious TV detective played by Telly Savalas. See also dick and cock.

I strangle Kojak five times a day!!!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

Kojak

A smoking hot, naturally bald, or balding man. This coveted man may also be considered a fox, solely due to his balding. He owns it. He is not wanting for confidence, or hair.

"Yo dude, I am really worried about my gf travelling for work. Her assistant is a real Kojak.."
"Oh no bro! In that case, you should be."

by Darknlovelyali July 22, 2018

Kojak LoJack

How da famous NYC detective tracks his vehicle and other valuables if they get stolen.

If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???

by QuacksO May 23, 2021

Bust a Kojak

To rub or massage the head of your penis until you ejaculate.

I had to bust a Kojak this morning to relieve my morning wood. masterbate, jack-off, touch myself, fondle, choke the chicken

by joecoolthefool December 5, 2014