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Oak Knoll Elementary School 

A rich, top notch, white majority school in Menlo Park, CA. What most people don't know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. During my brief stay, I witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, glasses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother's arms backwards around tree trunks. Horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.
A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School

Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!

Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...

Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*

Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*

Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.
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Stenchy Knoll 

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Don't go down to Stenchy Knoll by yourself after dark, you might fall into something nasty. Why oh why don't they build a Big Pipe here?
Stenchy Knoll by Angus June 19, 2004

The Grassy Knoll

the area of your body inbetween your asshole and your penis/vagina
Man Jackie sure loved it when i rubbed my lone gun man up and down her Grassy Knoll
The Grassy Knoll by eric February 23, 2004

City knoll middle school 

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the grassy knoll

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grassy knoll

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Frequent visitors: JFK, Cleopatra, Abe Lincoln, Joan of Arc, Ghandi.
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