A mechanical device or machine that may do it's job, but it:
-Looks like it was designed by a 5 year-old.
-Has a gazillion parts to do a simple job, with many extraneous parts that don't do anything but try to look pretty.
-Breaks down more often than not.
-Makes loud or weird movements or noises, burns up, slows down then stops in the middle of something, or generally falls apart before completing it's mission.
-Looks like it was designed by a 5 year-old.
-Has a gazillion parts to do a simple job, with many extraneous parts that don't do anything but try to look pretty.
-Breaks down more often than not.
-Makes loud or weird movements or noises, burns up, slows down then stops in the middle of something, or generally falls apart before completing it's mission.
by aethernet October 2, 2007
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I spend time Klittering, every morning before i start my day!
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I spend time Klittering, every morning before i start my day!
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Such a cool and beautiful person!!!!! He is super nice and amazing!!!! And likes a lot princess Diana and other stuff
"hold up lemme search Kister"
"NAUURRRRRRRR HOLD UP......"
"DONE, NOW THERE'S ALEX KISTER IN A GOOD WAY"
"NAUURRRRRRRR HOLD UP......"
"DONE, NOW THERE'S ALEX KISTER IN A GOOD WAY"
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1. the buttocks
2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods
3. a rear pants pocket
4. a safe
1. the buttocks
2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods
3. a rear pants pocket
4. a safe
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This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
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On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!
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