Kernel_Zane

An odd fellow, plays roblox with a green avatar and a toilet on his back.

Have you seen Kernel_Zane? He's a freak!

by DA Big curly July 18, 2024

Kernel_Zane

A green man with a toilet on his back who speaks dislikes teamers

Woah is that Kernel_Zane? He's a teamer dominator!

by DA Big curly July 18, 2024

Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?

by DrSeaman February 28, 2025

Burnt Kernel

When a guy shits in a girls hand and then she jacks him off with his own shit for lube

Hey kip sorry about the bed sheets and the smell i couldnt find the lube so jill had to give me a burnt kernel

by Sharpoon September 28, 2009

close to the kernel

Adjective. The term is used to indicate that someone or something has a nerd or geek-like quality. It is also used by geeks to describe other, more hard-core geeks. It's connotation may be positive or negative depending on tone.

The term comes from the software industry, where kernel programming is among the most technically involved. From an informal standpoint, the more connected people are with kernel software, the higher the chances are of them being geek-like.

John is always talking about role-playing games on his computer - he's close to the kernel.

by Juan Carlos Jimenez July 23, 2007

Buttcorn Kernel

A Buttcorn Kernel is what describes that itchy feeling in your butt after you thought you had wiped properly earlier but actually did not. It feels almost like there are popcorn kernels in your sphincter; and it sure does itch.

"Damn dude...I got some serious buttcorn kernels right now."

"You should probably find a bathroom and take care of that post haste."

by Turdmit The Great Destroyer February 14, 2019

Cream Kernel

A stray bit of semen that gets dried up in your beard after you sling a batch, similar to a dingleberry.

I can't believe I didn't notice the patch of cream kernels on my chin before I went out. Boy was I embarrassed when my friend said it looks like I had a dandelion on my face.

by JimmyAndBen January 18, 2009