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Kensington Cheese Dog 

A Kensington Cheese Dog is a hot dog with a surprising used condom hidden inside. These can often be found in the Kensington section of Philadelphia where they originated. Up until 2009, they were always consumed by mistake, until the population of Kensington began to enjoy them so much that they became a regular item on menus in the area.

*IMPORTANT* These are not to be confused with fortune cookies that have used condoms hidden inside found at Chinese restaurants in the area. These are known as Chinese Oreos.
"How you doin'? Gimme a Kensington Cheese Dog with extra cheese, hold the rubber."
Kensington Cheese Dog by NGC316 February 4, 2010
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Keddingtons

A very dangerous group of garlic eating, comfrey drinking, goat riding MMA fighters. Keddington's are highly unpredictable, and should be handled with extreme caution. Consult your psychiatrist before associating with Keddingtons, and be sure to purchase life insurance. Avoid direct contact, as Keddingtons may cause severe shoulder irritation.
The Keddingtons lit me on fire once.
Keddingtons by Ketatlas April 17, 2015

Kensington

K-Town. We go to Continental cause thats our shit and thats most important, get a slurpee at sev around the corner. Middle to upper class suburb, fuck the potomac rich kids wearing their oxford pastels we rock t-shirts and not designer ed hardy or hollister shit cause were not deuches. Bethesdas cool to pickup some 4h bitches at the bar. Kenin and The Toy Boxx keep it real on the music scene. You know who the Zmudas are. One of the only legit free skateparks anywhere. We get fucked up on natty light, run out no worries get Kensington Pizza and Kabob to deliver some more. Oh and lets end with the most important part.. CONTINENTAL beat that shit.
Lets get some Continental, natty, and 4h bitches to get this Kensington night going.
Kensington by ktown kracker August 31, 2010

Buzz Killington 

To attempt to, or the act of killing someone's buzz.
Gosh! Chris is being a Buzz Killington!
Buzz Killington by Lis Ras July 8, 2010

Kensington

One of the many wealthy towns in MoCo. Yet unlike in Potomac, K-Towners don't flaunt what they have and instead live in a nice, cute, family town. While most of it is nice, there is the area that should be Wheaton.
Do you live in the nice part of KTown or the Wheaton part between Conn. Ave. and University Blvd?
Kensington by KTown November 13, 2004

kensington shower 

Verb
1- A shower during the middle of the night using a neighbors hose typically in secrecy. The true embodiment of the cause of this action is usually commonly drug addiction, homelessness, and poverty(Delinquent payments).

Origination-Philadelphia: Kensington and surrounding neighborhoods
"I heard Johnny, Steve's neighbor caught him taking a Kensington Shower last night, and from what I heard he whipped his ass and took his shoes."

Buzz Killington 

A person who is so quick to bring down the mood their very appearance sucks the buzz out of the air leaving those behind choking for some fun.
“ohhh my party is about to suffer a slow death”

“What?”

Buzz Killington just arrived, he’s gonna make his rounds targeting areas with the most buzz. And no amount of alcohol can fix him or me.”
Buzz Killington by leasabo July 1, 2011