A danish term used in a situation when someone is acting very stupid and not taking things seriously.
by UfakeShaek April 27, 2021
Get the klunser mug.A girl with a unique personality and sick sense of humor. Very sexy. She may be shy at times but man does she know how to party! She loves he friends and her family but they really know how to piss her off! She's a wonderfully fun, caring, and nice person. But if you ever catch her on a bad day steer clear cause she can a major bitch at times. She's very independent and knows how to take care of herself. Although she is very independent she does love having a shoulder to cry on. She loves very passionately with all her heart. She's the center of every guys world. guys love her girls are jealous and she loves herself. She's amazing in bed. A great kisser. A good listener. Not good at telling her feelings. Much better at showing them. Doesn't like being told what to do. Doesn't need a man but loves having one around. Always been one of the guys and that's why guys love her an girls hate. Gets along with everyone and that's what makes her so amazingly beautiful.
Girl: That party last night was KraZy!!
Guy: Who was that girl dancing on the table with the bottle of Tequila in her hand??
Girl: That my friend was the one and only Keauna!
Guy: Damn. Ima have to give that chic a call ;D
Guy: Who was that girl dancing on the table with the bottle of Tequila in her hand??
Girl: That my friend was the one and only Keauna!
Guy: Damn. Ima have to give that chic a call ;D
by Oreo Brownie July 31, 2012
Get the Keauna mug.The foul, crusty, noxious, residue that clogs the pubic hair and sticks to the gusset of a larger lady's undercrackers after a big night out on the town.
Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.
Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.
Oy Trace... you got any of that fanny spray? I wanna shag Darren, but me knicks are full of klundge.
by MrPea October 25, 2010
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by Anonymous Jane doe March 26, 2017
Get the Kelena mug.Probably the most smart person in the world who is most certainly not a know it all, he is just surround by a bunch of ignorant idiotic fools who are too stupid to realize who's amazing presence they are in. He is not only extremely intelligent and far from ignorant, but he is also incredibly handsome, good looking, outstandingly SEXY, has a huge penis, has the potential to get all the ladies, is overwhelmingly talented, really strong and fit, and is so friendly, nice, and polite, that when people see him they say ooooohhh kelan, and ponder at his extremity of awesomeness. He's amazing and king of pizza. The evolved homosapien
Guy 1: Liam and Marcus combined are not half the man of kelan
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary
by ELITEIRISHMAN July 19, 2014
Get the Kelan mug.A kelanie is a magical being of a human. She wears her confidence on her shoulders as she strides through this craziness we call life. Though her top may be heavy, her burden is light. She has faith that Mother Theresa would envy. Her hair shines like the gold that encapsulates her halo. The heart inside this wonderful heiress is one that contains compassion. The very fiber of her being is ruled by the knowledge that she can take on the world. Grab a drink ladies and gentlemen, lets toast to a Kelanie!
Guy: So you see that princess walkin across the street?
Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.
Guy: She is a ten!
Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!
Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.
Guy: She is a ten!
Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!
by WalkingGoddess101 September 11, 2010
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