A guise for gay butt sex, a Tour de Keller is when two men tell everyone that they are going for a leisurely bike ride, but instead go behind the dumpster at a local Wendy's, and proceed to take turns fisting and pounding each others assholes. Their assholes be in obvious pain, but they can simply claim it was from the long bike ride.
Steve: hey man, you want to take a tour de Keller?
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.
by J funktacular June 10, 2013
Get the Tour de Keller mug.Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.
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Get the Kellem mug.A very awesome person. On the shorter side. Blond. So fun to be around. Has a mean volleyball serve, but slightly bird-like. She's crazy, but amazing!
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Get the kealeang mug.When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.
I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.
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