Kessler

Kessler is a guy who is perfect in every way hes amazing funny and great to be around. He's super handsome and turns everyones head.

"Damn I bet he is a kessler "

by Fatsexman June 1, 2017

keistered a peacock

For someone to keep something that everyone wants till the novelty wears off then brings it out.

eli held on to the peach snaps all night till everyone was over drinking then pulls it out "oh he just keistered a peacock"

by Cornelius roundtable January 8, 2017

Keisterpop

A butt plug

Suck on that strawberry keisterpop, you dirty slut.

by OldDirtyBastard69 January 26, 2021

kristian kessler

1.Another name for a person who is laugh your ass of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. This is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn't loose.

2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.

Wow, did you see the size of that guys dick?! He must be a kristian kessler!!!

by KesslerMcJewNose April 18, 2017

keister

1. what you need to get up off of...

2. bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.

get off your damn keister and get in the game

by ob1 March 30, 2004

Keiser University

Formerly Keiser College, Keiser University is a popular career-focused college offering many associate and a few bachelor degrees in the most sought after fields of the moment. Keiser has many campuses all over the state of Florida. Their most poular programs are the associate degrees in the medical fields such as Radiologic Technologist, Nuclear Medicine Technologist and Nursing. Business and Criminal Justice are popular programs as well. Their majors (this school reffers to them as "programs") change as the economy and workforce change, so that they're always offering the degrees that are most in demand. The vast majority of their students don't want a traditional four year college degree and many are parents that are seeking a higher income to better support their families. Because this school is expensive, it's recommended you only attend this school if you're getting an Associate's degree in one of their medical programs which are not readily offered at most other colleges. However, if you're getting a degree that you can find almost anywhere else such as Business, this school is not worth the cost.

What college are you going to?

I don't want to be in school forever, so I'm getting my Associate's degree in Nuclear Medicine at Keiser University.

by MiamiJenn March 9, 2008

Kessler

The act of using excessive amounts of effects in photoshop when editing photos.
i.e. At least 80% of the picture is obscured by after-effects.

He totally Kesslered that picture.

He pulled a Kessler on that one!

You're Kesslering that picture, man.

by mrgoofball November 10, 2012