KesslerMcJewNose's definitions

kristian kessler

1.Another name for a person who is laugh your ass of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. This is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn't loose.

2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.

Wow, did you see the size of that guys dick?! He must be a kristian kessler!!!

by KesslerMcJewNose April 18, 2017

summer wise

An annoying pain in my ass. Kind of like a puppy that you don't really want but is to adorable to get rid of.

Summer Wise is such a pain in my ass, but she's MY pain in the ass.

by KesslerMcJewNose April 19, 2017