Definitions by KesslerMcJewNose

summer wise 

An annoying pain in my ass. Kind of like a puppy that you don't really want but is to adorable to get rid of.

Summer Wise is such a pain in my ass, but she's MY pain in the ass.

summer wise by KesslerMcJewNose April 19, 2017

kristian kessler

1.Another name for a person who is laugh your ass of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. This is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn't loose.

2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.

Wow, did you see the size of that guys dick?! He must be a kristian kessler!!!

kristian kessler by KesslerMcJewNose April 18, 2017