Kalanadian

A Canadian fan of the second Canadian Idol, Kalan Porter. Kalanadians are extremely obsessive over their Idol and have probably lost friends because of their addiction to all things Kalan.

The Kalanadians are more obsessed with Kalan than the Claymates are with Clay.

by Kalanadian February 14, 2005

Kalana

A full on nut job who is constantly crazy. Even though she is sweet, she is thick as a brick. She is known to be addicted to m'n'm's and nutella. Despite her wacky-ness she it the sweetest girl you will meet!

Jee did you see kalana, she accidentally licked the wall!

by lucy:) June 8, 2017

kaluna

Kaluna is a sweetheart everybody loves her!!

who’s ass ist that? Thats Kalunas ass she has the best ass ever

by arielladelco November 23, 2021

jeremy kalina

A man who is extremely smart and has a huge penis that all women want but can't have because he is in a relationship.

Damn I wish I could date Jeremy Kalina but he is in a relationship.

by Notjerbear November 7, 2015

Kalpa Balls

To start off, Kalpa is a very small Indian with the smallest balls you can ever imagine. The term Kalpa Balls used when need to give someone a dare they absolutely can't deny.

Person 1: Dude I dare you to run down the hallway with your pants pulled down
Person 2: Why the hell would i do that?
Person 1: Because if you dont you have Kalpa Balls.
Person 2: You son of a bitch

by yayeet1911 May 7, 2020

Kalpana

Huge masculine man who is as huge as hulk and good looking as thor.

Thor, Hulk

Kalpana carried a lorry

by Jasonstatham January 21, 2013

Kalina

Kalina is a gorgeous human being who loves to cuddle with his body pillow of Ethen, He has beautiful hair and a super cute face. Kalina is so sweet and kind, once you meet him, you'll immediately want to eat him.

Kalina is so hot

by kallenlovesmanandkali69 October 5, 2021