jumping the couch

The defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah

Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah

by Asher77 September 2, 2005

jumping the couch

a rare disease where one randomly decides they should kill oprah, join scientology, or suddenly marry katie holmes.

Tom Cruise is one of the poor souls who have been diagnosed with the Jumping the Couch disorder.

by the person who will soon reveal the secrets of area51 February 11, 2006

we're jumping onto white base

A mandatory phrase for driving a powerful vehicle off a cliff. Can be applied to situations not involving, a base or any headquarters. Can also be applied to different coloured base.Being fat and black( or was he mexican?......or puerto rican?) is optional. Being a comic relief anime character is a plus.

Sean:" Dude take a left!"
Danny:" That's a cliff!?"
Sean: "Dude trust me!"
Danny"FINE JEEZ......OH FUCK!!!"
Sean" WE'RE JUMPING ONTO WHITE BASE!!!!!"
Sean and Danny:" AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"

by darkbeard May 6, 2008

What's Jumping

What's up
What's going on

Yo nigga what's jumping

by fitcn February 25, 2017

friend jumping

When you introduce your friend to another friend, they hit it off and now they keep making plans without you, that's friend jumping.

I don't know if I should introduce Mary to Jen. That bitch is prone to friend jumping.

by Glittergyrl March 15, 2017

Stall Jumping

The act of the undeveloped ‘13’ year old Fortnite sweat launching his 5’3 short ass at the change room stall while someone is changing.

RYAN STOP FUCKING STALL JUMPING CHRIS
HES TRYNA CHANGE

by zaddyaids April 9, 2019

jumping jesus on a pogo stick

Something that really catches your attention.

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, did you see that chicks nugs!"

by sinner January 20, 2003