Tree Jumper

(noun) Prison slang used to describe a child molester.

My new cell mate is a tree jumper - needless to say, this is not going to work out.

by Jonny Byanik March 4, 2013

Goth's Jumper

Fanny as baggy as a Goth's jumper

Also see throwing a sausage up Brigate

Her fanny was baggier than a goth's jumper

by Big Poppa Mills December 30, 2020

Stubble Jumper

1. Someone from a prairie province or state.
2. A farmer.
3. A red neck or hick

Stubble is the end of a wheat or hay plant after it has been havested. It is usually about 6-12 inches long, sticks vertically out of the ground and is very stiff.

The Saskatchewan Ruffryders are just a bunch of stubble jumpers.

by icecoldstare July 24, 2009

Circle Jumper

One who while in rotation of a blunt, jumps from one side of the smoking circle to the other in order to gain an extra "puff puff"

Yo dat circle jumpin nigga smoked all my chronic and i aint hardly get shit! Yo, dat shure is a Circle Jumper.

by E the DickMan November 1, 2010

Josh's Jumper

Josh's Jumper is the best jumper of them all. It is more than just a jumper. It gives the owner unlawful power in terms of bragging rights and comfortability. there is also a book dedicated to it.

Person 1: Quick guys we need to roll josh for his jumper
Crowd: YES, lets go get Josh's Jumper!!!

by King Kolamc September 13, 2020

Mung Jumper

The individual who selects the easiest, least messy task within a given job. Derived from the obscenley disgusting sexual act called the mung where the person acting as the jumper definitely has the less painful assignment.

My roommate conveniently volunteered to clean the bedroom leaving me to scrub the disgusting bathroom. It sucks living with such a mung jumper.

by Doookie April 30, 2007

stump jumper

Insulting term for a hick or redneck. Implies they breed within their family tree, or "jump the stump". Often used by other hicks/rednecks, to mark one as the lowest of the low.

Jethro's a filthy stump jumper.

by GAWII May 25, 2008