Jukebox Snob

Person who thinks she has the best taste in music (ever), who sinks a drink's worth of money into a bar's jukebox to prove it.
Don't upset a Jukebox Snob, she's liable to select the entire contents of David Lee Roth's Eat 'em and Smile before quickly exiting.
by Ariel Moore December 05, 2009
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bullying the jukebox

To continuously play your favorite songs on a jukebox or stereo in order to prevent others from playing their less desired music.
"Mind if I put on Seal?"
"Only if you can get dave to stop bullying the jukebox."
by Skin Twig July 17, 2017
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Jukebox Sabotage

When you are at a party / pub / night venue of your choice and enjoying your current playlist on the jukebox, when someone changes the track without notice to something much, much worse.
'I was loving the bon jovi power ballad until some twat committed Jukebox Sabotage and we were left listening to Ryan fucking Adams!'
by BazookaLaPaul December 03, 2005
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Austrailian jukebox

When a girl puts a vibrator in her mouth and takes the tooth chips and puts them in her vagina and gets fucked by some guy.
i have to take my girl to the dentist because i gave her an Austrailian Jukebox over the weekend
by Austrailian austrailian jukebo September 16, 2015
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mental jukebox

the effect of a random song playing in your head for no reason, often followed by another song completely unrelated to the first, much like a jukebox on random
Guy 1:Why the hell was Rick Astley just playing in my head? I haven't heard any of his songs for ages! I had Slayer playing before that! Wtf!?

Guy 2: Mental jukebox mate
by TomD4Eva March 05, 2012
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Jukebox Pressure

The pressure one feels when choosing songs to play that the whole bar will like.
Jukebox pressure caused me to play "Sweet Child of Mine" when I really wanted to hear some Sinatra.
by Nick Druga February 12, 2007
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Dick in the jukebox

when one is taking an excessive amount of time to get ready and pisses his or her friends off
"Hey Doug! Stop puttin your dick in the jukebox and let's GOOOOO!!" "Chill the fuck out Darrel!"
by The Flying Cock April 29, 2010
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