juandre

A South African mammal known for eating children that wander into the dense african forests in search of their dead parents.

Look! Its a wild Juandre.

by mr philip 'candyman' jenkins March 10, 2014

Juanton

a Mexican version of a Chinese Wonton

Yum these Juanton sure are good

Man one of these day your gonna have to teach me how to make juantons

by stanely iii March 31, 2010

Jeandog

A female who is typically wide and actively presents her discontent for everything and everyone by forcing her kin to use the word “Ma’am” whenever responding to her. A jeandog normally spends her days overpaying for damaged machinery and thoroughly investigating the plans of her kids.

The jeandog forced him to go home after she found out about his attempt to sneak out of the house. (At his own expense)

by Jeandog January 23, 2022

suicidal juanjo

When a man is too retarded to live, and decides to to throw himself on the tracks.

Oh no! Suicidal juanjo has ebola.

by SpanishHomunculus November 28, 2017

Juanlotes

Juanlotes definition: the Guatemalan goddess.. whos power was picking up chickie babes in 3’s. Hes also known as three-in-one (3 persons in one ). The ladies wanted him, the men envied him. His favourite meal included juevos rancheros con frijoles with a lil curry on top.

"its juanlotes pendejo"
"wheres my curry, its juanlotes u talkin to"
"meng i need a boyfriend, juanlotes"

by Carlotes October 29, 2007

juanpo

The best person you can ever find, juanpo is a name that only the best juan can have. He is really cute and loves reading and playing videogames. If you ever have a juanpo as a boyfriend you will be very happy. He is so romantic and always is there for his friends. He study a lot and has very good marks, he will have a future. The only bad thing a bout him is that he gets angry very easily but in 20 seconds he will forget.

I have been 70 hours playing dark souls 3
Wow you're so juanpo.

by Juanpo February 21, 2017

juanjosedear

Rosa and Juan have sex everynight both every sexy and they live eachother a lot but won't admit it

juanjosedear is married to R x

by Deepikalika October 18, 2021