He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019
Get the José Miguel Gomes Borgesmug. José es un galan con gran pene para todas las chicas y generalmente tiene muchos amigos que pueden ser molestos o groseros a veces, pero es tan adorable que es amable, guapo, inteligente, cariñoso, divertido y maduro, lo que significa que tiene un pene grande y dice chistes sucios. Un José talentoso y un verdadero hombre en la cama que te hará salir en silla de ruedas si lo dejas jugar rudo. Un José es alguien que todo el mundo quiere, pero José elegirá una mujer en especial, es un hombre único en la vida, no dejes que te deje porque te arrepentirás.
Todas las chicas: "Dios mío es ese José"
Una chica: "Él es mío perras"
José: "Hay suficiente de mí para todas ustedes"
Una chica: "Él es mío perras"
José: "Hay suficiente de mí para todas ustedes"
by Bigdickbig November 23, 2021
Get the Josémug. A fictional person invented to reassure students that they can write an E-Mail to, so he can solve their problems.
by AmazingMilk3 December 18, 2017
Get the José Osunamug. Maria Jose is amazing, so gorgeous and always has a lot to contribute. She is one of those people that you will never regret meeting, seriously, she is wonderful. She can be somewhat unnoticed, but when you get to know her, you realize she is full of surprises. She is fascinating. Maria Jose has a heart of gold, she always wishes the best for others and acts accordingly, she has the courage to forgive, however, she will never forget and that is very clear, she has been through a lot of shit, but she tries to move forward in spite of it. Physically she is quite attractive, she may not admit it, but she is, with her brown hair and beautiful honey-colored eyes, it should also be noted that she has great lips, bro she is hot, damn. Maria Jose can be a bit bipolar, she changes moods more than she changes her underwear lol, one of two things, either she gets really angry or she cries until she can't anymore, but in general, she tries to keep her vibes as calm as possible. Her emotions may not be very stable, but if her health, she never gets sick, literally, NEVER! Oh, She is very, very dedicated and committed, without having to remind you of her plans even once, you will see, Maria Jose is phenomenal, one of the most unique girls out there, appreciate her! :)
María José is phenomenal.
María José is so beautiful.
María José is special.
María José is unique.
I really love María José! ♡︎
María José is so beautiful.
María José is special.
María José is unique.
I really love María José! ♡︎
by kooiloveu November 23, 2021
Get the María Josémug. When a girl eats a BIG bean burrito, take a shot of that good ole JC, and then takes a ride on the merry go round! You can guess what’s coming next 😏
Wooooof!! I can smell that potent José Queefo from a MILE away!
Gonna take a shot of Jose Quervo…then breathe in her Jose Queefo later bro!
Gonna take a shot of Jose Quervo…then breathe in her Jose Queefo later bro!
by Loberson November 22, 2023
Get the José Queefomug. You haven't met Jose, have you? He is the most attractive and charming man on the planet. He is a one-of-a-kind individual. He will prioritize you and listen to all of your needs, as well as make you laugh when you are feeling down. He'll bring you to Redondo Beach, where you'll see some of the most gorgeous sunsets while he singing to some of the most beautiful songs. Luckily, he is your boyfriend!
"Who made you smile like that, girl?" Maria asks.
"José, my love," I said.
"Wow!! ", says Maria.
"Who made you smile like that, girl?" Maria asks.
"José, my love," I said.
"Wow!! ", says Maria.
"Girl, Who made you smile like that?" Maria asks.
"José, Mi Amor," I said.
"Excellent!! ", says Maria.
"José, Mi Amor," I said.
"Excellent!! ", says Maria.
by jgao8506 November 22, 2021
Get the Josémug. The 11 year old who decided to troll his entire nation (Mexico) on January 10, 2020 by shooting up his private school Columbine style, with his custom made Natural Selection shirt, his 22 caliber Glock as well as his 40 caliber Glock, and killing 1 teacher and injuring 6 others then committing heroism and turning the gun on himself (Inspired by his heros and idols Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold).
José’s country (Mexico), instead of tackling the actual issue, decided to remove certain video games and regulate teaching “ethics” to the children in Colegio Cervantes.
One of José’s family members were later arrested under the charge of child neglect.
RIP José Ángel Ramos Betts you truly deserved more and the world didn’t see you and your descent into a horrible fate.
José’s country (Mexico), instead of tackling the actual issue, decided to remove certain video games and regulate teaching “ethics” to the children in Colegio Cervantes.
One of José’s family members were later arrested under the charge of child neglect.
RIP José Ángel Ramos Betts you truly deserved more and the world didn’t see you and your descent into a horrible fate.
Alex: Did you see on the news? An 11 year old, José Ángel Ramos Betts committed suicide in a school shooting he started.
Ame: Poor soul. He was only 11
Ame: Poor soul. He was only 11
by Spergs June 20, 2023
Get the José Ángel Ramos Bettsmug.