by Inglesh September 01, 2025
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He plays football de caralho
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019
Get the José Miguel Gomes Borges mug.José José Is a mexican singer, who sang "La Nave Del Olvido", "El Triste", "Gotas De Fuego", "Cirano", 40 y 20, etc.
He sadly died from cancer on 2019.
He sadly died from cancer on 2019.
by La Nave Del Olvido... March 17, 2025
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He is also a pussah master and attracts all cats.
He is also a pussah master and attracts all cats.
Sad cat owner: Why does my kitty love José more than me :c
Experienced sad cat owner: He’s a José ie pussah master
Experienced sad cat owner: He’s a José ie pussah master
by Vaiking February 24, 2019
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by Josê April 29, 2021
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by @jjjoo November 10, 2018
Get the José Orozco mug.José is the type of guy that sometimes is the quiet kid in class or the most amazing althete "ever". Some times they have a geeky personality or an Lemon boy type, but either way he's the most amazing person!! Depending on its personality, José can be: the most caring, sweet, gentleman, kind person ever to exist; the guy that makes you be in a "wheelchair" if you let him play "Ruff".
Any other reason it's the guy of your dreams, but if he treats you bad regardless of your gender/sexual orientation please, but just please get away from them cause if they don't have a friendly personality you may end up in a toxic relationship.
Any other reason it's the guy of your dreams, but if he treats you bad regardless of your gender/sexual orientation please, but just please get away from them cause if they don't have a friendly personality you may end up in a toxic relationship.
Guy 1: Why is she walking like that??
José: I did it B-)
Girl 1: Hey, José have you seen that new anime??
José: *Weeb noises intensifies* WICH ONE
Girl 1: *Gasp*
José: I did it B-)
Girl 1: Hey, José have you seen that new anime??
José: *Weeb noises intensifies* WICH ONE
Girl 1: *Gasp*
by A Furry ÒwÓ April 17, 2020
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