José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho

Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019

José Osuna

A fictional person invented to reassure students that they can write an E-Mail to, so he can solve their problems.

If you have any problems, you should send an E-Mail to José Osuna.

by AmazingMilk3 December 18, 2017

José

José is the type of guy that sometimes is the quiet kid in class or the most amazing althete "ever". Some times they have a geeky personality or an Lemon boy type, but either way he's the most amazing person!! Depending on its personality, José can be: the most caring, sweet, gentleman, kind person ever to exist; the guy that makes you be in a "wheelchair" if you let him play "Ruff".

Any other reason it's the guy of your dreams, but if he treats you bad regardless of your gender/sexual orientation please, but just please get away from them cause if they don't have a friendly personality you may end up in a toxic relationship.

Guy 1: Why is she walking like that??
José: I did it B-)

Girl 1: Hey, José have you seen that new anime??
José: *Weeb noises intensifies* WICH ONE

Girl 1: *Gasp*

by A Furry ÒwÓ April 17, 2020

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020

José

A female friend or someone you have intrest in.

My friend asked me " if still talk to the same José or am I seeing someone new?"

by Lul gabe finesse October 5, 2020

José

Originally a Portuguese name, you can see that by the accent, not found in its (fake-ass) Spanish version. The "J" is pronounced normally (not as an "r" therefore) and without the "d" sound on it. The "s" is said as a "z" and the "e" as in "Hey" but obviously without the "H" and the "y".

Also, the most typical Portuguese name (but not the most abundant btw), having "Zé" as an abbreviation.

Usually taken as a funny thing to call to people when we are feeling joyful and relaxed. You know, when you are just kidding.

Its origin is based on the Israeli name "Yousef" wich means "May God Multiply". Its English version is what is known by you as "Joseph".

No one knows how to pronounce "José" but as in the Spanish version "Rawzây", that ugly thing.

by Jo'ves April 6, 2017

daddy josé

He is good at sports. Most likely baseball. And some ladies call him "Daddy".

That's Daddy José

by Swaggerboy210 February 16, 2017