José

a José is a type of adult that desires or engages in sexual relations with a child; it may be either homosexual or heterosexual in nature.

Don't be a josé, she is not old enough and it is illegal.

by PedoHater123 March 8, 2019

José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho

Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019

José Carreras

Not Pavarotti, not Domingo.

ELAINE: Who else is on the show?

JERRY: Uh.. one of the three tenors.

ELAINE: (Interested) The Three Tenors? (Stands up) Which one?!

JERRY: Uh.. It's not Pavarotti.. It's not Domingo..

José Carreras: Cringes...

by enroiv August 30, 2019

José Osuna

A fictional person invented to reassure students that they can write an E-Mail to, so he can solve their problems.

If you have any problems, you should send an E-Mail to José Osuna.

by AmazingMilk3 December 18, 2017

José Orozco

His bsf was fake af, But yet He still managed to be more happy with his bsf.... still proves to be a loyal person

José Orozco is still loyal without having a bsf.

by @jjjoo November 10, 2018

José

Originally a Portuguese name, you can see that by the accent, not found in its (fake-ass) Spanish version. The "J" is pronounced normally (not as an "r" therefore) and without the "d" sound on it. The "s" is said as a "z" and the "e" as in "Hey" but obviously without the "H" and the "y".

Also, the most typical Portuguese name (but not the most abundant btw), having "Zé" as an abbreviation.

Usually taken as a funny thing to call to people when we are feeling joyful and relaxed. You know, when you are just kidding.

Its origin is based on the Israeli name "Yousef" wich means "May God Multiply". Its English version is what is known by you as "Joseph".

No one knows how to pronounce "José" but as in the Spanish version "Rawzây", that ugly thing.

by Jo'ves April 6, 2017

daddy josé

He is good at sports. Most likely baseball. And some ladies call him "Daddy".

That's Daddy José

by Swaggerboy210 February 16, 2017