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José

Usually a cactus merchant and cums on guacamole. He can be found in a local marijuana farm. He also supports a finished club and rates Donyell Melon.
José is truly finished
José has 0 ball knowledge
José supports a finished club
by SuperiorHofmann November 22, 2021
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José

Originally a Portuguese name, you can see that by the accent, not found in its (fake-ass) Spanish version. The "J" is pronounced normally (not as an "r" therefore) and without the "d" sound on it. The "s" is said as a "z" and the "e" as in "Hey" but obviously without the "H" and the "y".

Also, the most typical Portuguese name (but not the most abundant btw), having "Zé" as an abbreviation.

Usually taken as a funny thing to call to people when we are feeling joyful and relaxed. You know, when you are just kidding.

Its origin is based on the Israeli name "Yousef" wich means "May God Multiply". Its English version is what is known by you as "Joseph".
No one knows how to pronounce "José" but as in the Spanish version "Rawzây", that ugly thing.
by Jo'ves April 6, 2017
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daddy josé

He is good at sports. Most likely baseball. And some ladies call him "Daddy".
That's Daddy José
by Swaggerboy210 February 16, 2017
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José

José is the type of guy that sometimes is the quiet kid in class or the most amazing althete "ever". Some times they have a geeky personality or an Lemon boy type, but either way he's the most amazing person!! Depending on its personality, José can be: the most caring, sweet, gentleman, kind person ever to exist; the guy that makes you be in a "wheelchair" if you let him play "Ruff".

Any other reason it's the guy of your dreams, but if he treats you bad regardless of your gender/sexual orientation please, but just please get away from them cause if they don't have a friendly personality you may end up in a toxic relationship.
Guy 1: Why is she walking like that??
José: I did it B-)

Girl 1: Hey, José have you seen that new anime??
José: *Weeb noises intensifies* WICH ONE

Girl 1: *Gasp*
by A Furry ÒwÓ April 17, 2020
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José José

José José Is a mexican singer, who sang "La Nave Del Olvido", "El Triste", "Gotas De Fuego", "Cirano", 40 y 20, etc.

He sadly died from cancer on 2019.
by La Nave Del Olvido... March 17, 2025
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