José Theodore

Sexiest goalie in NHL history.

One of the nicest people you could ever meet.

José Theodore has gorgeous brown eyes.

José Theodore makes ladies swoon.

All men wish they could be half as sexy as José Theodore.

José Theodore is a BAMF.

by mrsvalden June 11, 2011

José José

José José Is a mexican singer, who sang "La Nave Del Olvido", "El Triste", "Gotas De Fuego", "Cirano", 40 y 20, etc.

He sadly died from cancer on 2019.

I like José José!

by La Nave Del Olvido... March 17, 2025

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020

José

Usually a cactus merchant and cums on guacamole. He can be found in a local marijuana farm. He also supports a finished club and rates Donyell Melon.

José is truly finished
José has 0 ball knowledge
José supports a finished club

by SuperiorHofmann November 22, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

José

Originally a Portuguese name, you can see that by the accent, not found in its (fake-ass) Spanish version. The "J" is pronounced normally (not as an "r" therefore) and without the "d" sound on it. The "s" is said as a "z" and the "e" as in "Hey" but obviously without the "H" and the "y".

Also, the most typical Portuguese name (but not the most abundant btw), having "Zé" as an abbreviation.

Usually taken as a funny thing to call to people when we are feeling joyful and relaxed. You know, when you are just kidding.

Its origin is based on the Israeli name "Yousef" wich means "May God Multiply". Its English version is what is known by you as "Joseph".

No one knows how to pronounce "José" but as in the Spanish version "Rawzây", that ugly thing.

by Jo'ves April 6, 2017

José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho

Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019