ELAINE: Who else is on the show?
JERRY: Uh.. one of the three tenors.
ELAINE: (Interested) The Three Tenors? (Stands up) Which one?!
JERRY: Uh.. It's not Pavarotti.. It's not Domingo..
José Carreras: Cringes...
JERRY: Uh.. one of the three tenors.
ELAINE: (Interested) The Three Tenors? (Stands up) Which one?!
JERRY: Uh.. It's not Pavarotti.. It's not Domingo..
José Carreras: Cringes...
by enroiv August 30, 2019
José es un galan con gran pene para todas las chicas y generalmente tiene muchos amigos que pueden ser molestos o groseros a veces, pero es tan adorable que es amable, guapo, inteligente, cariñoso, divertido y maduro, lo que significa que tiene un pene grande y dice chistes sucios. Un José talentoso y un verdadero hombre en la cama que te hará salir en silla de ruedas si lo dejas jugar rudo. Un José es alguien que todo el mundo quiere, pero José elegirá una mujer en especial, es un hombre único en la vida, no dejes que te deje porque te arrepentirás.
Todas las chicas: "Dios mío es ese José"
Una chica: "Él es mío perras"
José: "Hay suficiente de mí para todas ustedes"
Una chica: "Él es mío perras"
José: "Hay suficiente de mí para todas ustedes"
by Bigdickbig November 24, 2021
by Lul gabe finesse October 06, 2020
A José is the sweetest most caring person you will evah meet, and someone who laughs at the simplest things. Their skin is 80% boyfriend material and 20% cuddles with a dash of fluffiness and cuteness.
He is also a pussah master and attracts all cats.
He is also a pussah master and attracts all cats.
Sad cat owner: Why does my kitty love José more than me :c
Experienced sad cat owner: He’s a José ie pussah master
Experienced sad cat owner: He’s a José ie pussah master
by Vaiking February 24, 2019
Originally a Portuguese name, you can see that by the accent, not found in its (fake-ass) Spanish version. The "J" is pronounced normally (not as an "r" therefore) and without the "d" sound on it. The "s" is said as a "z" and the "e" as in "Hey" but obviously without the "H" and the "y".
Also, the most typical Portuguese name (but not the most abundant btw), having "Zé" as an abbreviation.
Usually taken as a funny thing to call to people when we are feeling joyful and relaxed. You know, when you are just kidding.
Its origin is based on the Israeli name "Yousef" wich means "May God Multiply". Its English version is what is known by you as "Joseph".
Also, the most typical Portuguese name (but not the most abundant btw), having "Zé" as an abbreviation.
Usually taken as a funny thing to call to people when we are feeling joyful and relaxed. You know, when you are just kidding.
Its origin is based on the Israeli name "Yousef" wich means "May God Multiply". Its English version is what is known by you as "Joseph".
by Jo'ves April 06, 2017
He’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. He's always got my back and I got hers. He is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. He’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. He makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. He’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a José, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!
by japoneseguy November 21, 2021