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José

A female friend or someone you have intrest in.
My friend asked me " if still talk to the same José or am I seeing someone new?"
by Lul gabe finesse October 5, 2020
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José Ángel Ramos Betts

The 11 year old who decided to troll his entire nation (Mexico) on January 10, 2020 by shooting up his private school Columbine style, with his custom made Natural Selection shirt, his 22 caliber Glock as well as his 40 caliber Glock, and killing 1 teacher and injuring 6 others then committing heroism and turning the gun on himself (Inspired by his heros and idols Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold).

José’s country (Mexico), instead of tackling the actual issue, decided to remove certain video games and regulate teaching “ethics” to the children in Colegio Cervantes.

One of José’s family members were later arrested under the charge of child neglect.

RIP José Ángel Ramos Betts you truly deserved more and the world didn’t see you and your descent into a horrible fate.
Alex: Did you see on the news? An 11 year old, José Ángel Ramos Betts committed suicide in a school shooting he started.
Ame: Poor soul. He was only 11
by Spergs June 20, 2023
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José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019
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China José

A yellow man of little stature who is mentally 7
You’re being a china josé
by Inglesh September 1, 2025
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José José

José José Is a mexican singer, who sang "La Nave Del Olvido", "El Triste", "Gotas De Fuego", "Cirano", 40 y 20, etc.

He sadly died from cancer on 2019.
by La Nave Del Olvido... March 17, 2025
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José

A José is the sweetest most caring person you will evah meet, and someone who laughs at the simplest things. Their skin is 80% boyfriend material and 20% cuddles with a dash of fluffiness and cuteness.
He is also a pussah master and attracts all cats.
Sad cat owner: Why does my kitty love José more than me :c
Experienced sad cat owner: He’s a José ie pussah master
by Vaiking February 24, 2019
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José

José is the type of guy that sometimes is the quiet kid in class or the most amazing althete "ever". Some times they have a geeky personality or an Lemon boy type, but either way he's the most amazing person!! Depending on its personality, José can be: the most caring, sweet, gentleman, kind person ever to exist; the guy that makes you be in a "wheelchair" if you let him play "Ruff".

Any other reason it's the guy of your dreams, but if he treats you bad regardless of your gender/sexual orientation please, but just please get away from them cause if they don't have a friendly personality you may end up in a toxic relationship.
Guy 1: Why is she walking like that??
José: I did it B-)

Girl 1: Hey, José have you seen that new anime??
José: *Weeb noises intensifies* WICH ONE

Girl 1: *Gasp*
by A Furry ÒwÓ April 17, 2020
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