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Originally a Portuguese name, you can see that by the accent, not found in its (fake-ass) Spanish version. The "J" is pronounced normally (not as an "r" therefore) and without the "d" sound on it. The "s" is said as a "z" and the "e" as in "Hey" but obviously without the "H" and the "y".

Also, the most typical Portuguese name (but not the most abundant btw), having "Zé" as an abbreviation.

Usually taken as a funny thing to call to people when we are feeling joyful and relaxed. You know, when you are just kidding.

Its origin is based on the Israeli name "Yousef" wich means "May God Multiply". Its English version is what is known by you as "Joseph".
No one knows how to pronounce "José" but as in the Spanish version "Rawzây", that ugly thing.
by Jo'ves April 6, 2017
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The proper name (which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. Basically, the perfect girl, even if she thinks otherwise. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about, hence any word is just not enough. And anyone that doesn't see that on her cannot deserve a spot on her heart. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.
«the boy sees the list of his classmates over the teacher's desk and thinks»:

"Josie Bishop"...what a singular name!
by Jo'ves April 5, 2017
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The proper name of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon.
Her name is Josie Bishop, why?
by Jo'ves March 8, 2017
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The only girl in the world. Absolutely amazing; not to love her it's just something impossible. Just by looking at her, you realize that you can't live without her. Awesome as nothing else, Josie Bishop is the reason of Joy in the life of anyone that meets her. Be always her friend, treat her right as she deserves to, and never EVER tell her you that love her at only one month of classes together. You most certainly would ruin everything.
Josie Bishop called to the main office.
by Jo'ves February 27, 2017
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The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.
Her name is Josie Bishop, why?
by Jo'ves March 9, 2017
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The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about, hence any word is just not enough. And anyone that doesn't see that on her cannot deserve a spot on her heart. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.
"I think it's Josie Bishop, why?"

"Josie Bishop? Hm, I better ask her."
by Jo'ves March 13, 2017
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The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about, hence any word is just not enough. And anyone that doesn't see that on her cannot deserve a spot on her heart. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.
Her name is Josie Bishop, why?
by Jo'ves March 17, 2017
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