Joey Jordison

aswell as being a fucking awesome drummer he is also an incredible guitarist and you should see how fast he is at drumming! he plays with slipknot and the murderdolls

Joey Jordison can drum faster than Cathy Freeman's running

by maggotmofo November 7, 2008

Joey Jordison

The hottest and fastest damn drummer in the entire world!!! He's from Slipknot and he's 5'3!!! Yay for Joey!

No example for yoou!!!!

by Ana Comstock July 21, 2008

Jorts

Accepted nickname of New York Knicks and former Kentucky Wildcats basketball player Josh Harrellson. The nickname was coined by Matt Jones of Kentucky Sports Radio. Josh Harrellson is very fond of jean shorts (jorts) and openly embraces the nickname.

Jorts had a really good game last night. He rebounded and shot the 3 really well.

by Waitin' on 8 January 16, 2012

Joey Jordison

One Word - god. one of the best drummers there is.

joey jordison is a sic ass drummer

by That guy November 10, 2008

Jorts

Jean Shorts. The two words combined make Jorts. They are usually worn by kids, or by your crazy moustached uncle who likes to wrestle with you.

Jacob wore his jorts so he could wrestle with his nephew.

by TheFiend138 April 21, 2015

joey jordison

The best drummer in metal history. Plays with Slipknot and wears the kabuki mask with tribal markings. He also plays guitar and back up vocals for the Murderdolls.

Damn, Joey is amazingly sexy!

by Elise esilE July 24, 2008

jorts

Slang for jean shorts. These are most often worn by the fashion illiterate and the fan base of the University of Florida.

Note: This is the correct spelling; see also jhorts.

Hoff: Nice jorts, Snappanutz.

Snapper: Thanks, Hoffa. I was just too hot in my jeans, so I cut them off. I find the look flattering.

by SnookSniper June 13, 2008