jombus

An expression describing a stupid acting or actually stupid human. A dolt; spastic, or otherwise foolish individual.

Stop being such a jombus right now. You're really crashing the vibe of this party.

by lexicon_luther January 25, 2019

joobs

often what one calls their boobs if their name begins with 'J'

Josie: My joobs are cold today

Wally: Your joobs look nice today
Josie: F'you mother licker

by MZackary December 2, 2010

joobs

Jelly Boobs. Boobs that sag down and look and probably feel like jelly. Usually women put on bras so they're boobs don't look joob like.

She has joobs! I touched them, they're like jelly!

by Joob Lover December 8, 2010

Joobis

A person that does some action , but is afraid that he or she will look bad at it.

Stop being a joobis. No one care how you look!!

by The "Bluesmurf" September 10, 2011

Joobs

When a man called Jude has enough fat in the boob area to have boobs.

“Jude doesn’t have tits, he has joobs”

by prettyfreakingneutral January 27, 2019

Joobis

Somebody who has eyes on their forehead and is intellectually superior to any human that he meets.

Jebediah: OMG ITS FUCKING JOOBIS
Joobis: Make way, mere mortal.

by Lord Joobis June 1, 2019

Joobuloos

"Can be used to describe a girl with massive tits"

yo that girl Leighton over there shes rather Joobuloos

by JoobuloosJoe October 21, 2020