by States the obvious March 14, 2017
the biggest joke is all around us, within us, exhaled, inhaled and eaten by us, walked upon by us, kicked by us, and {insert other similar phrases here}; it is the very thing that keeps us alive, and kills us, and gives us feeling and emotions, while taking them away at a moment's notice, and if you bothered to read this all, then you probably guessed i am talking about the very essence of existence, the life we live for a purpose beyond us, the state of being here in this world, which also includes you
by pistachios January 08, 2019
The size of you're male genitalia.
by sss.meee.deeeeee. June 05, 2010
As you know a joke is something funny you say to someone... So I thought I would share a few jokes! These are either original ones that we all know... Or ones that we all knew that have been changed to make them even better... Here goes!
Bob: wanna hear a joke?
Steve: sure.
Bob: why did the chicken cross the playground?
(Silence)
To get to the other slide!!
Steve: nice! Let hear another.
Bob: what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
(Silence)
I look Gouda
Steve: lol
Steve: sure.
Bob: why did the chicken cross the playground?
(Silence)
To get to the other slide!!
Steve: nice! Let hear another.
Bob: what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
(Silence)
I look Gouda
Steve: lol
by Emo MCR lover August 24, 2016
by noyce December 06, 2006
Verb. To be a retard. Usually used in a demeaning sense towards someone that you dislike. Also can be used with sattire when joking with friends.
Boy: Wanna go out for a coffee or something?
Girl: Are you kidding. You are so ugly and SUCH a joke.
Girl 1: I want some green tea.
Gril 2: You're a joke.
Girl: Are you kidding. You are so ugly and SUCH a joke.
Girl 1: I want some green tea.
Gril 2: You're a joke.
by amanda_ October 25, 2006