Joke

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a joke, so no you cannot trust him.

by States the obvious May 8, 2017

Joke

Your face

"Wanna hear a joke?"
'Sure.'
"YOUR FACE!"

by Guy29 February 11, 2017

Joke

the biggest joke is all around us, within us, exhaled, inhaled and eaten by us, walked upon by us, kicked by us, and {insert other similar phrases here}; it is the very thing that keeps us alive, and kills us, and gives us feeling and emotions, while taking them away at a moment's notice, and if you bothered to read this all, then you probably guessed i am talking about the very essence of existence, the life we live for a purpose beyond us, the state of being here in this world, which also includes you

life can be a joke meh

by pistachios January 8, 2019

Joke

The size of you're male genitalia.

As far as the bedroom went, Justin's size was a real joke.

by sss.meee.deeeeee. June 5, 2010

Joke

As you know a joke is something funny you say to someone... So I thought I would share a few jokes! These are either original ones that we all know... Or ones that we all knew that have been changed to make them even better... Here goes!

Bob: wanna hear a joke?

Steve: sure.

Bob: why did the chicken cross the playground?

(Silence)

To get to the other slide!!

Steve: nice! Let hear another.

Bob: what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

(Silence)

I look Gouda

Steve: lol

by Emo MCR lover August 24, 2016

Joke

n. An alcoholic beverage that consists of Jack Daniels and coke.

I love jokes. They're extremely tasty.

by noyce December 7, 2006

Joke

Verb. To be a retard. Usually used in a demeaning sense towards someone that you dislike. Also can be used with sattire when joking with friends.

Boy: Wanna go out for a coffee or something?
Girl: Are you kidding. You are so ugly and SUCH a joke.

Girl 1: I want some green tea.
Gril 2: You're a joke.

by amanda_ October 25, 2006