Jakarta

Also called J-Town.

Capital city of Indonesia.

One of the busiest cities in the world.

If you can drive in Jakarta, you can drive anywhere else. It's so true.

This could be the best and the worst place you could ever go. You can find the nicest- coolest people in this city but also rude ones who don't give a crap about you.

The city where money talks and takes control.

UPS: beautiful and wild nightlife, awesome shopping spots, coolest music and fashion scene, best malls in the South East Asia!

DOWNS: traffic jams, busy, crowded, polluted city.

But it's always party in Jakarta!

Guy A: You know what? I got stuck in traffic jam for 3 hours straight this morning.

Guy B: Well, what do you expect? It's fucking Jakarta!

by NolasB November 3, 2008

Jakari

Flyest in school , gets all the girls , will more than likely be rich in the future , like to dance, dark skinned , has a lot of friends , brown eyed, and smart as a whip

Jakari is soooo fine🤤

by Murdoxbox May 16, 2018

A Joker

When you ejaculate on a girls face after she asked you not to and ask "why so serious"

My girl ate the last piece of chicken after she knew i wanted it, so when i was getting some head that night I pulled out and gave her a joker

by therealdicktracy February 7, 2012

Jokered

To stand someone up without warning or reason.

Josh said he was going to show up today, but he jokered us instead.

by Andy Anarchist December 15, 2010

Joker Blue

A Joker Blue is the act of a woman taking your penis so deep and for so long on one single suck that her face becomes blue from not being able to breathe. If done properly, the womans make-up, most importantly her lipstick still remains in tact.

"Hey girl, is it true the more make-up costs, the longer it lasts?"
"Hell nah girl, the secret is Joker Blue...that lipstick so spensive it got me giving Joker Blue all dizzay!"

by 777geez June 23, 2019

Putting on my joker face

motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath Ledgers joker

woman- ooh baby that feels good...what what are you doing?

man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face

by countmonster May 17, 2009

The Joker Blogs

A YouTube series that follows the events of The Dark Knight involving Patient #4479 undergoing therapy at Arkham Asylum, under the supervision of his psychiatrist Dr. Harleen Quinzel. The series is known for its comic characters, intricate storyline, and dark humor. Search for The Joker Blogs on YouTube or visit www.thejokerblogs.com

Have you seen the latest episode of The Joker Blogs? It was epic!

by the'friend' July 16, 2009