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When a girl continually giggles while licking your balls and jerking you off.
What a bitch, that girl totally jokered me earlier today!
Jokered by Beekthewind October 25, 2012
To be able to switch hacks on and off without others knowing
Used to cheat in a variety of videogames played online
Jokered Health on Socom Online
"I shot that Seal in the head five times with my AK while he was crouching, and he didn't lose any health nor die!!"
jokered by 328_J April 11, 2007
A term used to describe having sex with your eternal crush.
"Oh man, I'd really love to get jokered someday."
jokered by emosatanist May 4, 2019

jokered up 

someone who is really funny drunk
Scott is fun when he is jokered up
jokered up by Embrey April 3, 2010
A bald gnome that beat the top guild in WoW "Method" in the Classic race to 60 by a mile. They're still mad about it.
Imagine losing to the bald gnome Jokerd OMEGALUL
Jokerd by Tolerk September 9, 2019
A term that is used to describe when someone gets fucked. It’s another way of describing a bad ass action.
“Holy shit, you just got jowered!” “Your girl right there just got jowered by Wray Akins”
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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