johnson

a man with a well endowed sexual organ

its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')

by alfonso burns April 16, 2006

johnson

you either have one or you are one

I heard Mr. Johnson has a big johnson.

by dg20 June 28, 2006

Johnsons

n.

On of the two basic types of people in the world. Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.

An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs. See also: Johnsons and Shits and Johnsons.

by William Lee April 16, 2006

The Johnson

The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson.

1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.

Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that!

by Topher Johnson January 12, 2009

johnson

A man's penis, no matter what the size.

Long Dong Silver: Man, you have a tiny johnson.

by Dave111 July 25, 2008

Johnsoning

The act of being stubborn or unrelenting in a way that is hidden behind a veil of cute and aesthetically pleasing behavior and therefor difficult to perceive.

In that outfit, with that smile, I lost the debate. She was totally johnsoning me.

by Knowaspear April 25, 2011

johnson

n. 1. slang for Penis

1.Bona Fide Ride
Step Aside My Johnson
Yes I Could In The Woods Of Wisconsin.

2. That boy has got a huge Johnson.

by Gregory Rice May 31, 2005