Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.
by MynameisnotJohannes February 02, 2021
by TheBoyNextDoor69 January 23, 2018
by Pocketshot226 September 06, 2021
Johannes. Is he cool? Is he great? NO! He sucks ass. He is probably the most basic bitch you will ever meet in your entire life. I know a Johannes, and yeah, he's basic.
Johannes sucks
by Kevin Eliassen January 11, 2016
A person who really loves a certain thing and can't be persuaded to love something else. Even though he has no reason to love it.
by Shrek beats Shaggy April 04, 2019