Jizzlamic

Jizzlamic is a super cool kid who gets lots of money and hoes

Wow jizzlamics cock is huge!

by Caitlyn Jones June 17, 2021

Jizztastic

JIZZ- TASS-TICK
To shit because of something EXTRAORDINARY.
Diarrea
Related to the word : Sienatastic
An epicful addiction to glee that will make you crap yourself over and over and over again

Also a common feeling where you get over excited.
and then shit yourself.

OHH HELL YES THATS JIZZTASTICC -runs to bathroom and craps all over the place-

by purplejizz December 8, 2010

jizztanic

The Titanic of loads. A hypothetical cum which is as large in proportion to the Titanic

Oh yeah, I want a jizztanic right on my face.

by CreepyCasey18 December 16, 2008

Jizztastic

An inordinate amount of ejaculation/sperm/jizz. Usually applies to a man that has not 'spanked the monkey' or had sex in awhile. Generally used after oral sex, when a woman can accurately determine the amount of ejaculate she has swallowed.

Woman: Wow honey -- that was JIZZTASTIC!

Man: I've been saving up.

by THE Blonde Bombshell August 14, 2010

Jizztastic

Something/Someone so hot that they make you jizz (ejaculate) in your pants. used as a way to say something is "Good"

a phrase created accidently by Jack in California one afternoon after realizing how absolutely "Jizztastic" a girl was.

examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"

"dude that car is jizztastic"

examples "holy shit that girl is jizztastic"

"dude that car is jizztastic"

by GodLikeBritishKid April 11, 2009

jizztastic

Something so exiting that people who see/hear/smell/or think about it jizz in their pants.

Those muffins are so jizztastic.

by brennan JP August 8, 2010

jizztasticousity

the measure of how jizztastic anything is

dude the jizztasticousity of the girls at this party is so much higher than last weeks

by mama kass August 9, 2010