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Jabba the Slut 

An obese tramp who looks like a clown due to too much makeup and hair dye.

She should invest in a nose job to attempt to look like the beastly version of her hot sister, instead of the Down Syndrome step-child.

At least now her husband has some titties to fuck. No doubt it's tighter in between them than both her ass and cunt combined.

If we could find that soiled beef curtain amongst her lard thighs, we would use it as a petri dish for all venereal diseases.

When the world needs a reminder of her, we'll stick motherfucking provolone in our socks at night, so they smell like her crotch in the morning.
Your body went from Princess Lay-ya to Jabba the Slut.
Jabba the Slut by I_Hate_Tami April 8, 2011

Jabba the Hut 

A man or woman with many chins.
Damn, she's Jabba the Hut. She has no neck!
Jabba the Hut by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

Jabba the Hutting 

Spending all day doing nothing but eating and rolling around until its time to eat some more.
Have you looked for a job yet or are you still Jabba the Hutting around the apartment.

Jabba the HUD 

A popular disparaging nickname for the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Ben Carson, since he is widely known for his materialistic overconsumption and attitude of unashamed entitlement.
Here comes Jabba the HUD, I think he may need to purchase another high end table and chairs for another illegally federally funded dining room set he and the Mrs. need to add to their fine collection!
Jabba the HUD by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019
When you arrive in Afghanistan he will be the one person you can trust with your life. Be ready for intense pleasure when being around JAbba, with his swaggery and swagadelic styles he’s sure to blow you away.
Yo JAbba is lookin so swagadelic today.” Whispered Bethany

“True dat.” Said Rachel.
Cannabis Joint
Origination - liverpool
roll a jabba steve im stressed out here.