Jib

A retarded person nobody likes

yo dude she's such a jib

by thepro891 May 31, 2018

Jib

the act of masturbating someone of the same sex while sticking you finger in their asshole...The person must either be asleep or passed out drunk (also if they shit while your doing it they must pay you 1,000 dollars)

Joe passed out after 18 beers so steve thought it would be real funny to jib him....turns out it was just really gay

by mikemuzzin July 25, 2007

Jib

A single small bird. Many populate the UMBC campus. Their colors indicate the specific Jub they are a part of.

"Those gangsterous jibs are stealing my car!"

by Ultimastrike November 21, 2004

Jib

The fleshy underbutt of an overweight woman that is not butt and is not thigh. A greasy,cellulite riddled mass that needs to be hidden.

" The first time I met Joyce she was bent over in these Mickey Mouse shorts with all her jib exposed. My dick turtled back inside me. "

by piankeshaw June 2, 2008

Jib

To intentionally waste something or an opportunity

why did you jib that beer hogan?

by Prince of Brelades March 25, 2009

Jib

(n) A hairball/hamster with a fat head and small nonusable legs and arms. Often gets caught in cake batter and ropes.Enjoys ruining people's lives with massive amounts of chem. homework, and likes stealing other people's powerpoints and not doing anything herself. Can also be used as a verb as in...Stop fucking jibbing around.

The fucking jib has the biggest head i have ever seen; Just look at the size of that jibs head; you're such a jib sometimes.

by princess of sheepa March 11, 2005

Jib

Jib also Jibbage Jibbing and jibbed, to run away.

"Theres the police lets jib" or "them two are jibbing from the fuzz"

by Henry B July 30, 2008